Bio: Gina Maccoby is a New York literary agent representing authors of literary and upmarket fiction and narrative nonfiction for adults and children, including New York Times bestselling and award-winning titles. Currently Looking For: First and foremost she is captured by an engaging narrative voice; across all forms she is looking for strong storytelling and fresh perspectives. In fiction she is looking for upmarket novels, mysteries and thrillers, middle grade, and young adult.
Areas of interest in nonfiction include history, biography, narrative journalism, current events, and popular science. Not Looking For: Picture books, science fiction, genre romance, cannibalistic serial killers, horror, or true crime. Donald L. Currently Looking For: He enjoys crime fiction, ranging from traditional mysteries to psychological suspense and high concept thrillers and all points in between. He is particularly drawn to small town settings, stories with compelling family dynamics, and seemingly ordinary characters who harbor dark and explosive secrets.
Books that cross over to other genres, especially reading group fiction, or that take the traditional crime fiction genres to a whole new level are always welcome. Bio: Since interning at BookEnds as an undergrad in the summer of , James has basically never left. He is also accepting submissions in all sub-genres of Young Adult fiction and is actively looking for Picture Books. Not Looking For: James is NOT currently looking for romance for any age group, middle grade fiction, science fiction or fantasy for adults.
Bio: Anna Michels is a graduate of St. She is a Senior Editor at Sourcebooks and over the course of more than five years with the company has worked on a wide variety of projects, most recently focusing on acquiring adult fiction and nonfiction. She is also the author of one YA novel, 26 Kisses.
Currently Looking For: Fiction that hits the sweet spot between commercial and literary with interesting settings and a strong narrative voice; mystery particularly cozies and crossover literary—think Ordinary Grace by William Kent Krueger , literary thriller, and psychological suspense; and memoir by writers who connect the events of their lives to readers through incredible storytelling, as well as a wide variety of prescriptive and narrative nonfiction and gift books.
Not Looking For: Memoir from writers without a pre-existing platform; literary fiction, poetry, mysteries, unless the thriller aspect is very strong. Prior to joining The Seymour Agency, Lynnette spent seventeen years freelance editing. Lynnette earned a bachelor of education degree from the University of Manitoba, where she specialized in English and French. She was a Pitch Wars mentor in and Both her mentees acquired an agent. Lynnette has since closed her editing business and is excited to bring her passion for the written word to agenting. Although Lynnette was born and raised Manitoba, Canada, she now lives in Minnesota with her husband, twin girls, and many pets.
She loves dark and suspenseful, mysterious twists, unique worlds, light and funny, a good love story, and lots of voice. Currently Looking For: In adult fiction: thrillers, psychological suspense, fantasy, sci-fi, contemporary romance, romantic comedy, adult horror, and mysteries traditional, amateur sleuth, and cozy. In young adult fiction: thrillers, psychological suspense, horror, contemporary, mysteries, sci-fi, fantasy, and historical.
Not Looking For: Historical romance, inspirational romance, paranormal romance, or romantic suspense. Currently Looking For: Page-turning thrillers, mysteries, YA, sports, science and narrative nonfiction. Bio: Gina Panettieri is Founder of the Milford, Ct-based Talcott Notch Literary, a three-member literary agency seeking the freshest voices in adult and juvenile fiction and nonfiction.
Not Looking For: Poetry, short story collections by new writers, novellas, and textbooks. Bio: Mel Parker has worked in virtually every area of trade book publishing, from mass market and trade paperback to hardcover and book clubs. Currently Looking For: Psychological suspense, crime fiction, international thrillers, political thrillers, military thrillers, espionage fiction, narrative nonfiction, memoirs. Topical nonfiction in categories such as science, technology, health, business, politics and current affairs.
Coming out of the dot com era, serial entrepreneur Liz Pelletier has more than thirty years of experience in software engineering, systems analysis, and business management. In , Liz channeled her love of romantic fiction and co-founded Entangled Publishing, with more than titles released to date and numerous New York Times and USA Today bestsellers to their credit. Liz lives in Colorado, is supporting her twins through college, and has an unwavering love of Game of Thrones. Currently Looking For: That upmarket sweet spot where a literary focus on craft meets a commercial attention to a propulsive plot.
I always want realistic, fully developed characters with relatable emotional tensions, even when their circumstances are unusual, and in genre suspense I love to see a strong sense of place or an unexpected element to enliven the procedural tropes. I take on YA and romance very very very sparingly. Since realizing that teaching was not her cup of tea, she pushed her way into the publishing industry as an intern and has worked her way up to Literary Agent over the last three years.
Currently Looking For: Kelly is searching for compelling stories that bring something new to the table with a unique voice and a good amount of action. She thoroughly enjoys strong female characters, well developed plots, continuous character development, and a good amount of cunning wit. Ghost stories and grit are a plus. It was that same year my wife, Shannon, and I created Suspense Magazine , which spawned Suspense Publishing onto the literary scene. Currently Looking For: What we are looking for are unique novels that fall in the genres or tangents of the genres : Suspense, Thriller, Horror and Mystery.
Solid writing and strong characters are the main factors we look for when choosing to go ahead with new authors. A clear, concise knowledge of both plot and central ideas are necessary to become part of the Suspense Publishing mission of excellence. Bio: Follow Nicole on Twitter, niclitagent.
In young adult fiction: thrillers, psychological suspense, horror, mysteries, sci-fi, fantasy, and contemporary. Especially interested in projects that are high concept and feel really fresh. Would love to find something that focuses on: search and rescue, survivalist suspense, forensic or investigative thrillers with series potential. Currently Looking For: Claire is actively seeking to build her client list. In fiction she looks for literary fiction, upmarket crime fiction and thrillers, and upmarket commercial fiction. In nonfiction she is interested in history, memoir and narrative nonfiction.
Not Looking For: Claire does not handle science fiction, romance, westerns, self-help, how-to, diet and fitness titles, poetry, screenplays or sports titles. Bio: A literary agent with the Sarah Jane Freymann Literary Agency, Katharine Sands has worked with a varied list of authors who publish a diverse array of books.
Currently Looking For: When reading fiction Katharine wants to be compelled and propelled by urgent storytelling, and hooked by characters. Clients: Dr. Shawn Tassone, Dr. Brenda Brasher, Sue Woodman, Dr. Nancy Groce, among others. Bio: Alec majored in English at Brown University, a degree he put to immediate use by moving to Los Angeles after graduation to become a professional stunt man. Realizing that he prefers books to breakaway glass, he moved to New York City in to pursue a career in publishing.
Alec quickly found a home at Writers House Literary Agency, where he quickly began building his own list. He is still aggressively looking for new talent across a wide variety of genres. In nonfiction: humor, biography, history, pop science, and all things sports. Among the books she has represented are Turn of Mind, Mr.
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She is also the co-author of seven novels published under the name Cynthia Victor. Currently Looking For: Literary fiction, thrillers, narrative nonfiction, history, politics and pop culture. But she is open to just about every kind of book. Bio: Erica Spellman Silverman started her career as a literary agent at ICM and then moved to the William Morris Agency, as a senior vice president, where she represented writers, screenwriters, directors, and actors.
Returning to her roots in publishing in , she now represents a diverse and accomplished client list with Trident Media Group as Literary Agent and Vice President of Filmed Entertainment. Bio: Shari Smiley is a manager at 3 Arts Entertainment. She specializes in representing the dramatic rights to books, articles and other IP in conjunction with literary agents. Currently Looking For: Thrillers psychological, domestic , memoir, narrative non-fiction, grounded sci-fi and epic love stories.
Not Looking For: Romance, historical fiction, anything without a narrative through line. Bio: Latoya C. Smith is an award-winning editor and literary agent. She has been featured in Publishers Weekly and USA Today, as well as on various author, book conference, and book blogger websites. Latoya provides editorial and consultation services, as well as literary representation through her company, LCS Literary Services.
Clients: Tony Gaskins is a bestselling author, celebrity life coach, and entrepreneur. With a multi-million-follower platform, Tony has impacted the lives of many through his videos, social media posts, and seminars. Kristin Vayden is a bestselling historical romance and contemporary romance author. She is currently published with Kensington Publishing.
Her most recent Gentlemen of Temptation series has appeared within the top 10 overall store on Amazon upon release. Bio: Jessica has always had a book by her side. She is absolutely thrilled to be surrounded by words every day.
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Jessica will be scouting for the entire agency. Currently Looking For: Crime fiction of all kinds, true crime, literary and commercial fiction, YA, and nonfiction. Maizes, and Vanessa Lillie among others. In mystery, I am big fan of both cozies and noir, but I need a unique hook to get and keep me interested. In psychological suspense think Patricia Highsmith, or Gone Girl. Prior to that time she spent almost eight years with Barbara Bova Literary Agency. As a full-service literary agency based in Naples, Florida, StringerLit represents a wide range of commercial fiction. For details and submission, visit the website at stringerlit.
Currently Looking For : All types of adult thrillers, suspense, and mystery, including crime, domestic, historical, espionage, financial, techno, psychological, and military. Holmberg, Emily R. Smith, and Suzanne Johnson. Bio: John is a literary agent with twenty-five plus years of commercial book publishing experience. Griffin, and Jack Higgins. Currently Looking For: Thrillers, military thrillers, espionage, domestic suspense, crime novels, mysteries, high-concept suspense with bestselling potential. I look particularly for authenticity, a strong and engaging voice, and, most of all, a singular protagonist who grabs my attention from page one.
Taylor Moore. Not Looking For: Non-fiction, romance, middle grade, political thrillers, or cozy mysteries. Bio: Nikki established Holloway Literary in after working in marketing communications as a writer and editor. She loves all types of fiction, but is particularly interested in finding interesting mysteries, fresh Southern voices, ethnically and culturally diverse fiction and culinary non-fiction. YA especially science fiction and fantasy , Historical fiction, Mysteries cozy, traditional, contemporary, historical , Thrillers military, political, espionage, domestic suspense , Literary fiction, Southern fiction, Nonfiction culinary, heirloom skills, mindfulness, lifestyle, American south.
Particularly interested in southern USA voices. Clients: Internationally bestselling domestic suspense author, Kimberly Belle, internationally bestselling contemporary romance author, Katie Oliver and USA Today bestselling cozy mystery author, Catherine Bruns. She received her B. Ann Leslie lives in New York City with her husband and young daughter, who is just discovering the magic of books and writing. Currently Looking For: I am actively seeking thrillers, psychological suspense, mysteries, romance, literary fiction and Middle Grade.
Stories set in the South and Southern Gothics especially captivate me as do other fictional works that convey a strong sense of place. Priest Literary Agency www. Shortly thereafter, she began representing her own clients. He was a three-toed tree toad, But a two-toed toad was she. The three-toed tree toad tried to win, The two-toed she-toad's heart, For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground, That the two-toed tree toad trod. But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn't please her whim. From her tree toad bower, With her two-toed power, The she-toad vetoed him.
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn. If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". There those thousand thinkers were thinking where did those other three thieves go through. One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
Four smart fellows, they felt smart. Five smart fellows, they felt smart. Six smart fellows, they felt smart. But a harder thing still to do. What a to do to die today At a quarter or two to two. A terrible difficult thing to say But a harder thing still to do. The dragon will come at the beat of the drum With a rat-a-tat-tat a-tat-tat a-tat-to At a quarter or two to two today, At a quarter or two to two.
Love's a feeling you feel when you feel you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before. I know a boy named Tate who dined with his girl at eight eight.
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Knife and a fork bottle and a cork that is the way you spell New York. Chicken in the car and the car can go, that is the way you spell Chicago. Johnson and Mr. Johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the Indian nation beyond the Indian Ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks. If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly? As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate, the greener green grapes are, the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes, they're great! How much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle? A wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.
A fly and flea flew into a flue, said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do? How much dew does a dewdrop drop If dewdrops do drop dew? They do drop, they do As do dewdrops drop If dewdrops do drop dew. If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie, why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can. Come, come, Stay calm, stay calm, No need for alarm, It only hums, It doesn't harm. Tie a knot, tie a knot. Tie a tight, tight knot. Tie a knot in the shape of a nought. I'm a sheet slitter. I slit sheets. I'm the sleekest sheet slitter that ever slit sheets.
I shot the city sheriff. A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street. I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son but I'll be plucking pheasants When the pheasant plucker's gone. Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop. All day long she sits and shines, all day long she shines and sits, and sits and shines, and shines and sits, and sits and shines, and shines and sits. Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop. All day long he fits and tucks, all day long he tucks and fits, and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits, and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits.
While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water. Sweet sagacious Sally Sanders said she sure saw seven segregated seaplanes sailing swiftly southward Saturday. Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better. So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So 't was better Betty Botter bought some better butter. There are two minutes difference from four to two to two to two, from two to two to two, too. There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks. The sister of Mr. Fister said I sold six shells to six shieks too!
Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. But if Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore then where are the sea shells Sally sells? She stood on the steps of Burgess's Fish Sauce Shop, mimicking him hiccuping and amicably welcoming him in. Swan swam over the sea. Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again. Well swum swan! She sells sea shells on the sea shore; The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure. So if she sells sea shells on the sea shore, I'm sure that the shells are sea shore shells. A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed. A twister of twists once twisted a twist. John, where Molly had had "had", had had "had had". Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not. Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot. We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not.
If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker it is slick to stick a lock upon your stock or some joker who is slicker is going to trick you of your liquor if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock. Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie? Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers Such skill as sewing shirts Our shy young sister Suzie shows Some soldiers send epistles Say they'd rather sleep in thistles Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews.
When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor? What to do to die today at a minute or two to two. A terribly difficult thing to say and a harder thing to do. A dragon will come and beat his drum Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-too at a minute or two to two today.
At a minute or two to two. See owned a saw and Mr Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See. Don't trouble trouble, until trouble troubles you! If you trouble trouble, triple trouble troubles you! Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb. Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.
She is a thistle-sifter. She has a sieve of unsifted thistles and a sieve of sifted thistles and the sieve of unsifted thistles she sifts into the sieve of sifted thistles because she is a thistle-sifter. Admidst the mists and coldest frosts, With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, He thrusts his fists against the posts, And still insists he sees the ghosts. Don't spring on the inner-spring this spring or there will be an offspring next spring.
A flea and a fly in a flue, were imprisoned. So what could they do? Said the fly, "Let us flee". Said the flea, "Let us fly". So they flew through a flaw in the flue. King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb. A thousand thistles King Thistle stuck in the thistle of his thumb. If King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb, How many thistles did King Thistle stick in the thistle of his thumb? The bottle of perfume that Willy sent was highly displeasing to Millicent. Her thanks were so cold that they quarreled, I'm told o'er that silly scent Willy sent Millicent.
Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau Wood sawed wood. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
I am not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I am only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late. Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not? If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say: If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash! You can't say this? What a shame, sir! We'll find you another game, sir. If the label on the cable on the table at your house, Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your rom. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom! Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter. Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick. Ray Rag ran across a rough road. Across a rough road Ray Rag ran. Where is the rough road Ray Rag ran across? A Tudor who tooted the flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor, "Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot? Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt. Not a punt cut square, Just a square cut punt. It's round in the stern and blunt in the front. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck how much a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood.
Larry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through a curly grill. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought Wasn't the thought I thought I thought. She sells sea shells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure. The Leith police dismisseth us They thought we sought to stay; The Leith police dismisseth us They thought we'd stay all day.
The Leith police dismisseth us, We both sighed sighs apiece; And the sighs that we sighed as we said goodbye Were the size of the Leith police. Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew Marcus Mayo, a moody male mailman moving mostly metered mail. How much dough would Bob Dole dole if Bob Dole could dole dough? To begin to toboggan, first buy a toboggan. But don't buy too big a toboggan. Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.
Sinful Caesar sipped his snifter, seized his knees and sneezed. Chester chooses chestnuts, cheddar cheese with chewy chives. He chews them and he chooses them. He chooses them and he chews them Those chestnuts, cheddar cheese and chives in cheery, charming chunks. Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously. Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses As Moses supposes his toeses to be. Three Tree Turtles Three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters. If three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters, where's the twisters the three tree turtles talked?
My Friend Gladys Oh, the sadness of her sadness when she's sad. Oh, the gladness of her gladness when she's glad. But the sadness of her sadness, and the gladness of her gladness, Are nothing like her madness when she's mad! I would if I could, and if I couldn't, how could I? You couldn't, unless you could, could you? Give me the gift of a grip-top sock, A clip drape shipshape tip top sock. Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock, But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock. None of your fantastic slack swap slop From a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop.
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A canner can can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans. Federal Express is now called FedEx. When I retire I'll be a FedEx ex. Then after a divorce, my ex-wife will be an ex FedEx exec's ex. When we remarry, my wife will be an ex ex FedEx exec's ex. Customer: Do you have soothers? Shopkeeper thinking he had said "scissors" : No, we don't have scissors.
Customer: Soothers! Shopkeeper : No, we don't have scissors or soothers. I wish to wish, I dream to dream, I try to try, and I live to live, and I'd die to die, and I cry to cry but I dont know why. Terry Teeter, a teeter-totter teacher, taught her daughter Tara to teeter-totter, but Tara Teeter didn't teeter-totter as Terry Teeter taught her to. I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits.
I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines. Said to be a diction test for would-be radio announcers: To be read clearly, without mistakes, in less than 20 seconds from Coronet Magazine, August Kanta is a masai girl.
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She can tie a tie and untie a tie. If Kanta can tie a tie and untie a tie, why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie? I'm a mother pheasant plucker, I pluck mother pheasants. I'm the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker, to ever pluck a mother pheasant. I'm Not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son. But I'll stay and pluck the pheasants Till the pheasant plucking 's done! Fred Threlfall's thirty-five fine threads are finer threads than Fred Threlfall's thirty-five thick threads.
The Smothers brothers' father's mother's brothers are the Smothers brothers' mother's father's other brothers. Name of a sketch written by Dion Titheradge for a London musical revue and originally performed by Cicely Courtneidge in the early 's. The comedienne Bea Lillie performed the sketch in an American film starring Bing Crosby in , and that film's name was "Doctor Rhythm".
The sketch became famous and Lillie did perform it on numerous occasions on radio, as well as record it on two 78rpm records. A bitter biting bittern bit a better biting bittern And the better biting bittern bit the bitter biting bittern back. Imagine, imagining imagining, an imaginary imaginary imaginary menagerie manager, imagining imagining imagining an imaginary imaginary imaginary managerie. What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Any noise annoys a noisy oyster, but a noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster most! We need a plan to fan a pan; find a pan to fan, then find a fan to fan the pan, then fan the pan.
How many snacks could a snack stacker stack, if a snack stacker snacked stacked snacks? Who washed Washington's white woolen underwear when Washington's washer-woman went west? On mules we find two legs behind and two we find before. We stand behind before we find what those behind be for. Three grey geese In a green field grazing, Grey were the geese And green was the grazing.
They hatch fish at the state fish hatchery and sell hatched fish to the fish stick factory. Kantai can tie a tie. If Kantai can tie a tie, why can't I tie a tie like Kantai can tie a tie. Tricky Tristan tracked a trail of tiny turtles. How many tiny turtles did Tricky Tristan track? Tricky Tristan tracked twenty two tiny turtles; that's how many tiny turtles tricky Tristan tracked. Esau Wood saw a wood saw, saw wood, as no wood saw would saw wood. If Esau Wood saw a wood saw, saw wood, as no wood saw would saw wood, where is the wood saw witch would saw wood, as no wood saw would saw wood.
Giddy kiddy goat, Giddy kiddy goat, Giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy, kiddy goat. If a Hottentot tot taught a Hottentot tot to talk before the tot would totter, ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought, or naught, or what ought to be taught the Hottentot tot? If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot be taught by a Hottentot tutor, should the tutor get hot if the Hottentot tot hoots and toots at the Hottentot tutor? There was a writer called Wright, he taught his son to write Wright right: "It's not right to write Wright 'Rite', please try to write Wright right!
A wooden worm wouldn't be worthy of worship but would he if he wondered and worried about what he would be worthy of if he wasn't wooden? Farrell's features fabulous food 'n' fantastic fountain fantasies for frolicking, fun-filled festive families. The Final Fixing of the Foolish Fugitive Feeling footloose, fancy-free and frisky, this feather-brained fellow finagled his fond father into forking over his fortune.
Forthwith, he fled for foreign fields and frittered his farthings feasting fabulously with fair-weather friends. Finally, fleeced by those folly filled fellows and facing famine, he found him-self a feed flinger in a filthy farm-lot. He fain would have filled his frame with foraged food from fodder fragments. My father's flunkies fare far fancier," the frazzled fugitive fumed feverishly, frankly facing fact. Frustrated from failure and filled with forebodings, he fled for his family. Falling at his father's feet, he floundered forlornly.
But the fugitive's fault finding frater, faithfully farming his father's fields for free, frowned at this fickle forgiveness of former falderal. His fury flashed, but fussing was futile. His foresighted father figured, "Such filial fidelity is fine, but what forbids fervent festivities?